Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Next Conspiracy?

As the Birtherzzz conspiracy is in a death spiral, it appears we have a related group offering a different angle to the challenge of Obama being a Natural Born Citizen.

A new group calling themselves "the Mainlanders" are threatening to file suit against the State of Hawaii, demanding proof that Hawaii is indeed a State. Where is the official paperwork?

Another group iis looking into the spell Obama cast upon the population. How was he able to mesmerize so many people with his words? This group is calling themselves the Cheerioers.

Billions of "O's" are made every day by General Mills, in the form of Cheerio's cereal. The plot to make Obama President, maybe goes back much farther than 1961. It goes all the way back to time Cheerio's were first introduced. People all across the country every day, look into their bowl of Cheerio's cereral, seeing those individual "O's" floating in their morning milk. The subliminal message is planted, "O's" are good.

There is also a Progressive group emerging calling themselves the B.O.ers. They are targeting the ad campaigns of Deoderant company's. Deoderant company's have been lobbying against B.O. for years, and the B.O.ers want to prove there was a conspiracy to counteract the effect of Cheerio's.