Thursday, January 19, 2006

The Truth Hurts

Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges
and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

1 Comments:

At 2:42 PM, Blogger RR said...

I think we need to post the biblical punishments that go along with the 10 commandments... That completes the picture of the god these conservatives want us all to worship.

 

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