Good One

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Colorado Rockies, are a Red Stater (Dixie Hick), a Blue Stater (STS), an old lady and a young blonde woman. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Red Stater has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The Red Stater must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Red Stater must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Red Stater thinks: The Blue Stater must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The Blue Stater thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Red Stater again.